This blog is here so I can collect, reblog and look at stuff I like. I probably won't follow back, I use blacklist and unfollow blogs that talk politics or spam my dash with Homestuck, Potter and/or Hiddelston without tagging it. I don't do questionnaires or "about me" things, I'm here for pretties, not for the social. Please don't take it personally.

I like cats, art, fan art, teh gayz and photos of handsome menfolk, mostly of the British, life-ruining variety. I geek over most BBC shows, X-Men, video games, and books.

About me

Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

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(Source: spookymodernjazz)

ivyblossom:

littlelock:

Mostly what I want to know is why John looks down. Is he so used to being deduced that he thinks maybe Wiggins is right about the chafing? Is he thinking, I’m chafing? Really? Looking down at his jeans isn’t going to answer the question, but it’s like he thinks it might. And he needs Sherlock to tell him that Wiggins is wrong. About his own thighs. 

And then John realizes he’s looking at his crotch. And so is everyone else.

And then everyone in the room realizes that John is massively well-endowed. Here we are, all of us together, examining John’s crotch, and noting that, oh yes, that’s why he walks like that. 

John’s crotch of majesty befuddles even the most observant of men.

(Source: sherlockbbcgifs)

novoadonai:

I may live to regret drawing this… by Stephenbyrne

Enough said…
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novoadonai:

I may live to regret drawing this… by Stephenbyrne

Enough said…

It is a beautiful day and I want nothing to do with it

an ancient sleepy person proverb —

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 
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kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

professorpemzini:

0hbloodyhell:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Where as I want one as a pet now.

Why the fuck is that scary? That’s pretty cool if you ask me. Crows are awesome.

professorpemzini:

0hbloodyhell:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Where as I want one as a pet now.

Why the fuck is that scary? That’s pretty cool if you ask me. Crows are awesome.

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

(Source: screwperrie)

keithpence:

the-orb-weaver:

liquorinthefront:

PINK APPRECIATION POST.

These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl

Okay - just from a semiotics/art appreciation standpoint - 

Do you notice that in her images where she is topless, she is not sexualized in the way that scantily clad women often are in photography? She looks aggressive, or like she’s just standing around doing whatever. She does NOT look submissive or “come hither”. The expression in one of these is a “fuck you” expression and sometimes the expression is playful - but aggressively so.

She is posed the way that half-naked men are posed. NOT half-naked women.

I fucking LOVE pink.

(Source: iheartgot)

not-very-effective:

Pokémon Crossing by luce-do-the-doodles

disloyals:

overnight-shipping:

vorpalsuicide:

average-arcana:

final-love:

wow 

This made me cry I don’t knkw what to do

Fuck.
This.
Thank you. I feel free.

Some people honestly need this and I hope they find it.

/:

disloyals:

overnight-shipping:

vorpalsuicide:

average-arcana:

final-love:

wow 

This made me cry I don’t knkw what to do

Fuck.

This.


Thank you. I feel free.

Some people honestly need this and I hope they find it.

/:

(Source: st-art-here)

dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…
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dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

moriartea-cup:

This man is utterly ridiculous.
And I love it.
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moriartea-cup:

This man is utterly ridiculous.

And I love it.